A Breakup Letter to My Old Pillow đ (Itâs Not Me, Itâs Your Lack of Support)
Dear Lumpy,
We had a good run. You were there during college naps, post-breakup tears, and that one time I binge-watched 14 episodes of a cooking show in bed. But⊠Iâve changed. I need more.
You used to hold me up. Now, you just sink. And honestly? My neck deserves better.
Where It Went Wrong
đ”You stopped supporting me â literally
đ„Ž You lost your shape (and I lost my spinal alignment)
đ€§ You made me sneeze every morning (were you⊠dust?)
đ I tossed. I turned. I woke up sore.
And yet I stayed. Because replacing a pillow seemed complicated.
Until I found DonaHöna.
My Rebound â The Cervical Pillow
đ Meet the Upgrade
You wouldnât know her. Sheâs different:
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â Soft on the outside, structured where it counts
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â Supports my neck and my complicated sleeping habits
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â Breathable, clean, and actually contours to me
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â She doesnât collapse under pressure. (Wish I could say the same about us.)
Iâve moved on.
I found a thin pillow that supports me. A firm, but kind partner.
Someone who understands my side AND back sleeping phases.
So, goodbye forever, Old Pillow.
Hello, aligned spine, clear sinuses, and actual rest.
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đ Found my new sleep soulmate
https://www.donahona.com/products/the-cervical-pillow
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