Dear Diary, I’m the Old Pillow They Should’ve Replaced Months Ago

📝 Dear Diary,
It finally happened. They ordered a new pillow. A fancy one. A cervical something.
I’m still here… in the closet. Crumpled. Forgotten. Smelling faintly of dry shampoo and regret.

Let me tell you how we got here.

Flashback: Our Golden Years

We had good times, didn’t we? You fluffed me every night.
You hugged me during breakup season. You drooled on me during flu season.

But deep down, you knew: I was just a generic squishy bed pillow — not built for real alignment, neck support, or even… basic structure.

Then Came the New Pillow

✨ The DonaHöna Cervical Pillow ✨

Yeah, I heard you unboxing it. I watched you lay your head on that center dip and sigh in relief.

It’s got:

✅ Contouring design for both side + back sleepers
✅ Medium-firm foam that bounces back
✅ Airy, breathable cover that doesn’t overheat
✅ Way more Instagrammable vibes than me, apparently

They got a new ergonomic bed pillow.
It supports their neck. It aligns their spine.
And I… became a guest room filler.

RIP to me. Long live the Cervical Pillow.

https://www.donahona.com/products/the-cervical-pillow